tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55374372011-08-04T12:38:32.863-04:00Public UrinationThis kind of piss you don't see in the can.Timnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1381100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-50122265540971916972007-11-07T12:44:00.000-05:002007-11-07T12:45:08.608-05:00whitemidget.wordpress.comContinue if you dare.Timnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-64173597613381185142007-04-25T06:41:00.001-04:002007-04-25T06:41:51.696-04:00Edited template. Now I have to go to freaking work.Timnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1163105499147181152006-11-09T15:40:00.000-05:002006-11-09T15:51:39.156-05:00"What exactly do I do now?" said the angry mother, having just heard a negative answer to her question. I shrugged my shoulders. "Ma'am, there's nothing I can do abotu this. You should've come in a month ago." I replied, and returned to the most tedious job of all in this store - inventory. The holidays are coming up, so we need to make sure that the customers get their share of ridiculously Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1161622760311315012006-10-23T12:53:00.000-04:002006-10-23T12:59:20.326-04:00My stomach is still like a walnut from Saturday's debauchery. "Debauchery you say, Tim? What's that?" "Well," I reply, "Debauchery means..'excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance.'" After you give me a quick hit in the mouth, you say, "Tim, you dick, I meant what did you do that was so bad?" There's a pause. "Come on, dude, you can't just hide it now! Did you get Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1160591944705904102006-10-11T14:38:00.000-04:002006-10-11T14:39:04.716-04:00What exactly IS therapeutic, anyway?Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1158541414358925542006-09-17T21:02:00.000-04:002006-09-17T21:03:34.370-04:00I hate being sick. Especially when I'm going to be going home soon.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1156161176288269502006-08-21T07:50:00.000-04:002006-08-21T07:52:56.296-04:00Whew, work's done. Now I'm just bored. I woke up at like 5 for some reason this morning, feeling completely well-rested, and it kind of made me nostalgic for the days at Abington, where I'd wake up for a 10AM class at 7:30, hop the 66 at 8:05, then get on the school bus at 8:30.That's not happening anymore. It feels like when I was waiting for Disney World last year, like this is going to be a Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1155710163006124582006-08-16T02:32:00.000-04:002006-08-16T02:36:03.020-04:00Ok, it's now a week and FIVE days until PSU, and some stuff has gotten different.I'm quitting my job soon.I'm still a lonely SOB.I'm addicted to Scrubs.I lost my laptop to the stupid manufacterer again.Also, my "band" has songs posted on MySpace.My cash goal has been reached, bank accounts have been opened. After I get back from my two trips (two days up the mountains and two days down the shore)Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1152366816859475892006-07-08T09:52:00.000-04:002006-07-08T09:53:36.876-04:00Oh Jesus. I bought FIFA World Cup last night, and now my brother won't let me play, and he won't stop cursing at the game every ten seconds, because the small men inside the TV can hear him.I hate this.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1150560545188515722006-06-17T12:05:00.000-04:002006-06-17T12:09:05.200-04:00Haldo, fair reader! I have some news:I actually snail-mailed a manuscript to a magazine. I'm really nervous about it (I had to write a cover letter and everything!). Hopefully, they think I'm good enough for them. But I know there's a 85% chance I'll be rejected, and I'm prepared to receive it. Hey, I've been turned down by 5 girls in the last two years, it's not much different.I am 45% into my Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1148496656353466982006-05-24T14:49:00.000-04:002006-05-24T14:50:56.366-04:00You know what always pissed me off? When people would say that characters in movies are "like someone they know", or a song is about a situation. That's not how it works. Reading through the Amazon reviews, many fairly good works get shitty reviews because the characters remind them too much of people they knew.That is not how you determine how you like literature.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1148404697258736872006-05-23T13:17:00.000-04:002006-05-23T13:51:38.170-04:00 Tattoos Are Dumb: Five Reasons WhyCall me a traitor to my generation (Y), but there is only one word that describes today's youth: and you can find it on any milk carton:HOMOGENIZED. Allow me to elaborate. Remember when it was really cool to have a MySpace? No? That's right, it was never cool. AOL called, they want their profiles back. No one cares which OC character you're most like, or thatTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1148002712787146872006-05-18T21:28:00.000-04:002006-05-18T21:38:32.843-04:00If you're over 50 like me, then you need to get your prostate checked at least twenty times a second.How is it I can come up with a random line like that like it's nothing, but I can't seem to write a story?Summer Slump sucks ass.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1146523274349698202006-05-01T18:39:00.000-04:002006-05-01T18:41:14.363-04:00New keyboards rule, dude. This one is all new and clacky and crap. Is it just me, or does Rose McGowan seem less hot in Charmed than she did in all those B-Movies she used to do?Like the one where she had sex with dudes then killed them. Usually, it was on after Orgazmo on HBO. Ah yes, HBO. The one channel that had the most porn-like materials for young fellas like myself.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1144676515572393082006-04-10T09:30:00.000-04:002006-04-10T09:41:56.563-04:00Top Five Words that make me hungry, but are not "food" words: 5. Torquay 4. Spanish 3. Language 2. Manta Ray 1. BorgataOkay, technically "Manta Ray" could be considered a food word, but who the fuck eats it?I haven't done anything in Photoshop for a while, I should do that. But NEVER submit anything to Something Awful, Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1142440289859173152006-03-15T11:29:00.000-05:002006-03-15T11:31:29.870-05:00Jesus. It's FUCKING hot in here. Anywho, what's in the news?Uh....Forks?So I tried to buy a baby on Ebay the other day, and unfortunately, I found one, so I placed a five cent bid. Maybe I could name it "Darth Vader". Yes, even if it's a girl. I'm going to Body Worlds tonight, but I'm also supposed to play D&D, so I'm quite concerned, cause I really wanna do both. What shallith I doith? Let'sith Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1142013184734514002006-03-10T12:50:00.000-05:002006-03-10T12:53:04.743-05:00Already? Goddammit.I was gonna just post about how badass and gory the book "Cell" was, but then I found out that the company who produced "Hostel" has already bought the rights to Cell. Interesting. It won't do good. Stephen King books never do good unless no one knows he wrote them (i.e. The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile)Oh well. In other news, check out the Straylight Run, they're Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1141230220197488902006-03-01T11:22:00.000-05:002006-03-01T11:23:40.216-05:00As we rejoin me...who am I kidding, it's only one person rejoining me: me. Um, as I rejoin me, we find that a creative slump has begun.Because fucking school sucks ass, but I love it.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1139278224524438092006-02-06T21:08:00.000-05:002006-02-06T21:10:24.536-05:00So, Blogger's scheduled outage is obviously total bullshit. Lynn's space bar is so broken. Either that or you have to smack it uber-hard. For my 120th post, something funnny..[insert totally hilarious observation here]Wasn't that great?Click this, ho.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1138999638169998352006-02-03T15:44:00.000-05:002006-02-03T15:47:18.180-05:001985 computer keyboards rock because they make that cool CLICK CLICK CLICK noise. Rawk on, sisters and brethren! Anywho, I started working on an adaptation of The Waste Lands for a screen play, and it's not looking too decent right now. If anyone needs a script formatting program, though, I highly recommend ScriptBuddy. It's motherfucking free! Everyone else is defintely like Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1138378719513820452006-01-27T11:17:00.000-05:002006-01-27T11:18:39.523-05:00So this is Christmas. Er, not Christmas.......I'ma post a story later today. All of my fan should read it! Boo ya. Anyone know of screenplay software, please email me, j0.Website of the day:The Dark Tower.net.Me, HenryDeansGhost.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1138127810526194672006-01-24T13:35:00.000-05:002006-01-24T13:36:50.536-05:00Rejection number 10 of my attempts, and the first of 2006. Yay. What hurts more about this is how anti-climactic it is. You wait for months and months and months, not quite forgetting about it, wondering, then you get a three sentence rejection, and that's it. Back to the list, find another freaking magazine to read it, and then make you wait six months to tell you they hate it.What a profession Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1137992138774756302006-01-22T23:53:00.000-05:002006-01-22T23:55:38.783-05:00I just spent three hours writing a two-page paper, and I'm pretty sure that it's not the right format or anything. So I'll make Rob read it for me tomorrow. I did learn what the hell I was supposed to write about, but exactly ten minutes after I finished, so I added a paragraph of what was needed.I really had a fucking hard time with it, I know I'll be stuck writing it tomorrow as well.Now to do Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1136103159756608172006-01-01T03:11:00.000-05:002006-01-01T03:12:39.766-05:00 I guess this is it, welcome to the new year..Well, folks. I hope everyone has a happy new year. But I can't help feeling completely bummed, because the girl I wanted to notice me didn't. Oh well.Maybe it'll get easier.I'm not even hung over, I'm fucking tired.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1133369800696653092005-11-30T11:52:00.000-05:002005-11-30T11:59:09.950-05:00Well, an excuse to say "w00t" is in order, because I've finally gotten an appointment to finish my demo!w00t.But in other news, the semester is winding up quickly and it looks to be a bit of a toughie as far as my Math 035 is concerned - I failed the test on Monday. But no Anthro for the rest of the week, double w00t! Since my brother totaled the car two weeks ago, there will be no Christmas in Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1130770715965082222005-10-31T09:58:00.000-05:002005-10-31T09:58:35.973-05:00Dude! House of Cosbys is disappearing from the Internet!DVD I must make.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1130541024254042122005-10-28T19:09:00.000-04:002005-10-28T19:10:24.266-04:00Yay! Lappy Exile has ended with the arrival of my plug today.Message boards are fun.MySpace is still stupid.Later.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1129944485774703732005-10-21T21:25:00.000-04:002005-10-21T21:28:05.780-04:00Movie Executive 1: Got any ideas for a movie?Movie Executive 2: I got one! Why not show the problems of middle America in a serious fashion?M E 1: No, too much thinking. Give me a sequel.M E 2: Remember Jumanji?M E 1: That was fairly successful, but who would be stupid enough to play the same game twice?M E 2: Here's the brilliant part: put it in space, and make it a space game!M E 1: I love it! Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1129726317021581072005-10-19T08:48:00.000-04:002005-10-19T08:51:57.026-04:00Oi vey. Lappy is still dead due to a cat chewing power plug incident. Due to this, my brother has to nag me to get off the computer every time I'm on for four seconds. Then, his marijuana-addled brain continues an argument which has begun with the same thing each time. "Use your own computer". Then I reply with, "Douchebag, you know as well as I do that it doesn't work right now." "Why doesn't Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1129351925798083032005-10-15T00:50:00.000-04:002005-10-15T00:52:05.803-04:00Doesn't everyone love that new computer smell? I do. ::sniff::My mom bought a new desktop because the old one finally waved a little white flag. It's a Presario, like the Lappy (which is out of commission for a couple days while I wait for a new charger to come in the mail ;_;)The speakers make Coltrane sound as clear as a bell.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1129170267063514352005-10-12T22:15:00.000-04:002005-10-12T22:24:27.070-04:00Oh, damn, yo. I need 7 lands besides islands to tap this spell, yo.-_- Yes, I learned how to play Magic. Yes, I like it.Yes, you can laugh. I don't care. As long as I never play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon, right?Right?Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1126617191970509072005-09-13T09:11:00.000-04:002005-09-13T09:13:11.976-04:00So, anywho, does anyone know if they still sell whale cakes around here?I'm pretty sure they do, because the Carvel Website has fucking awesome button sounds.I made a huge mistake by buying Animal Crossing yesterday, and I'm probably gonna play as soon as I get home tonight, and then my life will totally become absorbed. I was stung by bees like three times last night.Fucking bullshit.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1126273193932055302005-09-09T09:38:00.000-04:002005-09-09T09:39:53.936-04:00Howdy fucking hi, folkington. This keyboard makes a sound that is pleasant to my enormous ears. It's Friday, bitches, and I have stupid pictures up coming.Anyone care to spare a dollar?Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1125622848748277372005-09-01T20:57:00.000-04:002005-09-01T21:00:48.756-04:00 Tim Rinehart + Finally Figuring Out Photoshop + Actually Obtaining Photoshop = Insanity. I even made a new logo. It's not as nice as Mike's, but I think it's more current. The first week of school has been hectic, most of my classes have been like crazy. God only knows. There are only two things weighing heavily on me this moment, and neither of them is homework. The PLUS fucking loan. I Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1125119007490737102005-08-27T00:57:00.000-04:002005-08-27T01:03:27.496-04:00School is in a couple more days (see left), and I couldn't be more prepared. I mean, I just spent a half-hour drawing an inadequate Paint picture to prove my point. This also proves another point: I need to get that Photoshop disk off of Steve someday.Man, that would be sweet. Anywho, I downloaded America's Army today, and erased it. It took two hours to download, and the only active combat you Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1124900347670729802005-08-24T11:38:00.000-04:002005-08-24T12:19:07.693-04:00Rgh. Recently, I've been on MySpace more often, and I've learned to hate it more and more and more. Yes, I do recognize the run-on sentence there, but I think that this post was just that important. Although blogs are also annoying, no one reads mine, so I don't have to worry about anyone commenting saying "myspace rulez! ur justmad becuz youcan't get any! LOL!!!!11!!! gtg bye".That sentence justTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1124125981447385792005-08-15T13:12:00.000-04:002005-08-15T13:13:01.453-04:00Don't go to the Newgrounds Portal today. It's motherfucking Clock Day.Ah yes, Clock Day - the only day of the year where the most shitty flash movies pass judgement.-_-Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123811714665127172005-08-11T21:45:00.000-04:002005-08-11T21:55:14.673-04:00Oi. Another night alone, uber-phun. In other news - I start school in nineteen days. That's sorta uplifting. No, not really. My loan for school came in, just in time. The last day to confirm your bill is tomorrow. Every time I think about this loan, though, a sinking feeling runs through my body and settles in my stomach. Now I have twelve months of interest to throw on my financial plate.It Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123611727144795112005-08-09T14:19:00.000-04:002005-08-09T14:22:22.406-04:00Ah, the 100th post. You know what would be tacky? Recalling old posts like some sort of bad sitcom.Say, do you remember that time I kept sayingLegacy of Kain: DEFIANCE!?Or what about that time I..pushed a random website on all one of you?Oh, fuck it. I read back my old LiveJournal and this blog, and I realized I have never wrote about anything vaguely important, and lied about many stories so I Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123389907166077092005-08-07T00:43:00.000-04:002005-08-07T00:45:07.173-04:00Still no response from Night Train. I sent them Quality Control again a while ago.Probably rejected it.Ben Folds tomorrow! W00t!!Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123039658899940832005-08-02T23:25:00.000-04:002005-08-02T23:27:38.906-04:00Wow.A personality test I took nearly three years ago: Disorder | RatingParanoid: LowSchizoid: LowSchizotypal: HighAntisocial: ModerateBorderline: LowHistrionic: HighNarcissistic: ModerateAvoidant: ModerateDependent: ModerateObsessive-Compulsive: LowA personality test I took today:Disorder | RatingParanoid: ModerateSchizoid: LowSchizotypal: ModerateAntisocial: ModerateBorderline: Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123037746420899412005-08-02T22:55:00.000-04:002005-08-02T22:55:46.426-04:00I forgot!I made a new website! FOR NO REASON!W00t!Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1123024562957873802005-08-02T19:15:00.000-04:002005-08-02T19:16:02.966-04:00Oh, Jesus Christ. Today was another WONDERFUL DAY OF FUCKING WORK.Beau or Bo was in.'Nuff said.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1122956758057026142005-08-01T23:20:00.000-04:002005-08-02T19:16:32.633-04:00Around a late-night snack tonight: "I should hold some sort of a Christmas mass." I said, sipping my Pepsi, the only thing I could afford."You are not a minister! It is not real, or legal, or you made it up!" Tori answered between giggles. For some reason, this really bothered me. Why would I lie about something about this? I have the email, and we know for a fact that it's legal in all fifty Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1122646053431809142005-07-29T09:59:00.000-04:002005-07-29T10:07:33.436-04:00And now, a stupid little story about work! I will give you the five - point checklist that determines whether or not I freak out at work: The boss is in the entire night (until 6:45) The new cook, Beau or Bo, is working They change the schedule while I'm there The potwasher, Kev, is working Dwayne works the morning dishes Now, the other night, three of these points where checked. Beau Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1122502207321501982005-07-27T18:05:00.000-04:002005-07-27T18:10:07.326-04:00God, I need to get out of this house so bad. John's girlfriend is back living with us for a while. Let's never forget that I can't stand her. Unfortunately, I had off today, and went out with my dad to keep me from harming her.She used my laptop.Now, I'm normally a generous guy, but this is an unspeakable crime, using any of my shit without asking. If you know me, you know I hate people using my Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1121350470351043592005-07-14T10:01:00.000-04:002005-07-14T10:14:30.360-04:00Okay, the other night, I saw a couple movies - one bad, the other; totally awesome. Four dollar movie night at Franklin Mills AMC has paid off in a way.Dark Water (PG-13) : From the author that wrote The Ring (nominated by me to be the most not-scary movie of 2003), comes another borefest that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Sweet Jennifer Connelly has a problem. Her ex-husband is Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1120971276954620772005-07-10T00:52:00.000-04:002005-07-10T00:54:36.960-04:00Ninety posts. Man, I'm a loser. Watching Soul Calibur 2 caused me to realize, this game is boring when you're not playing it. And I'm a smidge tired anyway, so I don't really feel like playing either way.Maddox is the man, he made fun of bloggers. Those nerds.Seriously. They are.So I went to work today, and realized I can't do my job, so I'ma quit it before i start school, which I agree does Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1117213627939911272005-05-27T13:04:00.000-04:002005-05-27T13:07:07.946-04:00You'd think that when I started at a new school, with different people all around me all year round, I would get sick. But noooo, I get sick two weeks after I'm finished for the summer. Also, I get sick two days before I have to work two eight hour days at work. Argh.Anywho, my stories were rejected from GlimmerTrain, as predicted. I can't seem to write anymore, my brain just keeps crapping out Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1115960145621960322005-05-13T00:55:00.000-04:002005-05-13T00:55:45.626-04:00Dude, I just did the stupidest thing.I got ordained as a minister over the internet! ::snicker:: Man, I'm bored.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1114613999907755312005-04-27T10:59:00.000-04:002005-04-27T10:59:59.906-04:00I love these Macs so much, and I wanna dry hump one so bad. Mary Beth is doing like astrophysics next to me. English 50, last day of class.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1108852089061587652005-02-19T17:26:00.000-05:002005-02-19T17:28:09.063-05:00Howdy folks. Here I am, with my first non-drunken audio post in a month. We missed out on Green Day tickets.Yes, I know. I AM SO ANGRY AT GOD. They're playin the fucking Taj Mahal. How unbig can you get?I hope all you American Idiot wannabes enjoy your concert. PS. DIE!Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1108093220874141692005-02-10T22:40:00.000-05:002005-02-10T22:40:20.873-05:00Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1107662100127026642005-02-05T22:55:00.000-05:002005-02-05T22:55:00.126-05:00Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1107393574205413602005-02-02T20:19:00.000-05:002005-02-02T20:19:34.206-05:00Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1107360136167439902005-02-02T11:00:00.000-05:002005-02-02T11:02:16.166-05:00So, yes, I wanted to see how fast i would type, blah blah. We had a freakin quiz in Anthro, and I had no clue what it was, because it was based on a book I had never read. Ever. Macs are kinda cool, but so is my computer. I'm 90 WPM.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1107302432306116922005-02-01T19:00:00.000-05:002005-02-01T19:00:32.306-05:00Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1107233565523663972005-01-31T23:52:00.000-05:002005-01-31T23:52:45.523-05:00Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1105398100995043402005-01-10T17:59:00.000-05:002005-01-10T18:01:40.996-05:00Hello there, folks. This entry is coming to you live from MY LAPTOP COMPUTER!!
Yes, the Lappy 486!
No, I have no idea why this wireless network is working, but I'm taking full advantage of it while I can. I started school today, and found I was unable to buy my textbooks due to a technicality. Rather, the ATM was broke. Do'h!
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1104853362799098882005-01-04T10:41:00.000-05:002005-01-04T10:42:42.800-05:00::stares blankly in shock::
Holy crap.
My loan refund for this semester is two thousand bucks! FRIGGIN SWEET! I am so buying a laptop now.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1100529289582617032004-11-15T09:32:00.000-05:002004-11-15T09:34:49.583-05:00Jeez. ..That's all I got. But I do have a rock n' roll girlfriend? Do I? Who the hell knows. I'm bored, can't smell anything, and my stomach hurts. Today is just a day of irritation for me. Well, not really, I'm being sarcastic. I gotta do work. Good lord. Hey, I just realized, after coming in here for almost three months straight, that the girl at the circulation desk is in my math class.
I'mTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1100097511610657182004-11-10T09:36:00.000-05:002004-11-10T09:38:31.610-05:00Dude. Today is shaping up to be an awesome day. Rather than old grumpy Gus picking us up in the shuttle today, THE PIMP DID. That right there, amused and excited me to no end. My coffee tasted fantastic today, and I don't have to go to the bathroom, for some mysterious reason. I have an appointment with my advisor, and I know I'm not gonna miss that. Also writing a continuation to Quality ControlTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1099924734923579742004-11-08T09:38:00.000-05:002004-11-08T09:38:54.923-05:00DUDE! The Strong Bad Emails - the first 100 on DVD THIS WEEK! Holy fucking crap! Someone PLEASE BUY ME IT FOR CHRISTMAS!
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1099752073166052982004-11-06T09:32:00.000-05:002004-11-06T09:41:13.166-05:00You know what I really hate? And no offense to all my friends who use these things - LIVEJOURNAL and motherfucking MySpace. What's the point? Everyone in the universe has a livejournal. Shit, I even have one, although I haven't used it in two years. There's a point that no one seems to grasp - no one besides your friends will be reading your livejournal. I got work today, which wasn't as bad as Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1099319592268213312004-11-01T09:30:00.000-05:002004-11-01T09:33:12.270-05:00Howdy, folkington. Today's the day of the Astro test I hardly studied for due to last night's events.
I wore a costume, which I thought looked like a prep, but then the Jack Osbourne comments caused me to believe it wasn't too preppy. There goes that idea. I was gonna be Killingyouguy, but there wasn't any Post-it notes left. We went out and pretty much did nothing. Drove to East Bumble and hungTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1098884496744746422004-10-27T09:40:00.000-04:002004-10-27T09:41:36.746-04:00So, folks. I'm running late to like, everything today. I woke up at 7, turned off my alarm, and went back to sleep until 7:45. I didn't even get to bathe! Damn that sucks. I grabbed the wrong hoodie on the way out, and i was FREEZING, so I bought one here. Enh. It was gonna happen sooner or later.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1098711263026949572004-10-25T09:30:00.000-04:002004-10-25T09:34:23.026-04:00"A tidal wave of marshalades!"
Today is me and Connie's first year anniversary! Go us! I'm happy that we've lasted this long, and we're still going.
Anywho, I'm so tired, my feet hurt. My hand aches from lack of guitar, and something that made me nearly pee my pants laughing when I walked into the library this morning.
"The KoT: Killingyouguy!!
Weewooewweoo!"
Great stuff. Great friggin Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1098452272025632742004-10-22T09:32:00.000-04:002004-10-22T09:37:52.026-04:00Haldo, folkington. I started working at River's Edge last night, that was alright. Old people are so damn picky, though. In other news, IT'S FREAKING COLD. At least I'm really cold, that is. Yes, Connie did the Gilligan's Island thing before me, although I'm pretty sure ignorance is a sin. Whilst playing last night, I discovered that if I don't play it right, it actually does throw off everyone Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1098279811717106682004-10-20T09:37:00.000-04:002004-10-20T09:43:31.716-04:00Good lord, this is going to take some getting used to. In the lab, they have those keyboards where the sets of letters are separated, so each hand should remain on its own side, and it's a little disorienting, but I'm loving it. How much are these things again?
Anywho, I'm working on a new post for Neo-Siteyness, and I'm supposed to get something from Steve eventually. And now, to speak about myTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1097674772454010452004-10-13T09:34:00.000-04:002004-10-13T09:39:32.453-04:00The new version of my Iraq paper is done, and once again, it's fucking terrible.
God only knows how I got an A on my last paper. Anywho, I am tired as poopstain, because I haven't been going to sleep at normal times for the last few weeks. Damn you, insomnia.
Yay, I got mentioned on AGCM yesterday, apparently someone still reads this. I'm always good for a nugget of unneeded wisdom occasionallyTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1097242949529089622004-10-08T09:38:00.000-04:002004-10-08T09:42:29.530-04:00God, PSU's computer lab is so retarded, I had to go to a specific computer to print out my letter and essay on Iraq, which really sucks, and I put a cool nickname for myself in to give myself points:
Tim "Pants Optional" Rinehart
Ya like, folks? Sing the praises of pants indeedy. We're playing again tonight, that's cool, maybe we'll be able to play for more than half of a song without the thing Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1096897222792790812004-10-04T09:37:00.000-04:002004-10-04T09:40:22.793-04:00Howdy do again, sitting here in the lab again.Good lord, I was not prepared for that test. There were questions I could hardly remember the answers to.I'm poor still.Bus passes suck hard donkey dick.Also, I really can't stand people who actually write to their blog/journal/website with what they're actually feeling, or putting incriminating ideas in their journal. Doesn't anyone understand that Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1096637671241127622004-10-01T09:31:00.000-04:002004-10-01T09:34:31.240-04:00Todaborday is October 1st, folks! Yay! Now I have to take an Astro test I'm not even sure I'm prepared for. I finally brought the print version of Quality Control to school today, and Angie hasn't made any major comments concerning the story. I think this means that maybe the story leaves a mark that you have to think about for a little bit.
I got a job at the nursing home..I think I start Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1096292610889614012004-09-27T09:37:00.000-04:002004-09-27T09:43:30.890-04:00So, folks, while waiting for my class to start (Astro), I decided to type in to this stupid thing that nobody probably reads. A few interesting points to make are:
The new Green Day CD is destined to be a classic.The new Dark Tower is so depressing.I have no money."American Idiot", seriously, people, this CD is gonna be a classic. It's awesome, and it's not the typical Green Day CD. When you're Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1094828478696077602004-09-10T10:59:00.000-04:002004-09-10T11:01:18.696-04:00Working on a new story, and I'm mailing it out eventually. My old story, "All Work and No Play" was mailed to a sci-fi magazine last week, I hope it gets selected. My cold's nearly gone, too. I want Christmas to come now.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1094660922846733242004-09-08T13:27:00.000-04:002004-09-08T12:28:42.846-04:00Joy. I still hate the default blogger font. It annoys the piss out of me. I only got a couple seconds between classes, and I felt like screwing around for a couple minutes. Joy!
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1093973459427530042004-08-31T13:29:00.000-04:002004-08-31T13:30:59.426-04:00I sit here in the PSU computer lab on my first day of classes, and several points come along.
When did Blogger start using a numbered "word-esque" feature? How come I don't have a computer as nice as this? Why does my eye hurt!? All these questions and more after I pee.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1093787634220082022004-08-29T09:40:00.000-04:002004-08-29T09:53:54.220-04:00Movie reviews are phun. Which is why I shall review two movies I saw recently.
First off, Napoleon Dynamite (PG) - Starring John Heder.
- In Jared Hess' Idahoan world, hilarity rules. The main characters of Napoleon were essentially geeks; they all seemed to be prepetually trapped in the eighties compared to everyone else. Their hairstyles (especially Napoleon and Uncle Rico's), and their childTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1093301306294440902004-08-23T18:47:00.000-04:002004-08-23T18:48:26.293-04:00Finally, school starts soon. I'm doomed!!
::big exhale:: That's better.
Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1092969690121785312004-08-19T22:33:00.000-04:002004-08-19T22:41:30.120-04:00Well, folks, my boredom is decreasing by days. Today I got a call from school, and ALREADY my English 45 class is cancelled for August 31st. Jesus, that must be a good vacation my teacher's on. Blogger was acting like a pile of shit earlier today. Apparently, Mozilla decided not to recognize it as a website. Oi, computer troubles abound, matey. I tried to contact Gateway, to get this magnetic Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1092680924960765372004-08-16T14:27:00.000-04:002004-08-16T14:28:44.960-04:00Good god, SHOOT ME NOW!!
Why can't it be the 30th? At least I would have something to do then. Seriously, I thought this month would at least be the fastest. Then, I realized that, without a job, I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING DO. I am bored out of my skull, and since getting out of school June, I have pretty much done anything I wanted to do. Schoool, now! I wanna like..be bored in school, I wanna Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1091163313520160622004-07-30T00:50:00.000-04:002004-07-30T00:55:13.520-04:00I'm hitting a very dangerous time in my not-so-young life. I have no job, I have had three HORRIBLE attacks of Deja-Vu, which was in connection to last May's fainting spell. I have no job, and I have also failed the driver's permit test. I'm gonna try again tomorrow, but I really need a job, soon. School starts soon, my Connie's leaving soon, and things are getting tough. And exciting. But I Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1088907727370617742004-07-03T22:18:00.000-04:002004-07-03T22:22:07.370-04:00If I had a scanner, I would have scanned my PSU ID, so everyone could see that I blinked in the picture, and I'm screwed for four years now. Anywho, here's my schedule, for those (no one) that care:
Applies only to Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
10:00AM - 10:50AM 313 Woodland Building
Astronomy
11:00AM - 11:50AM 307 Sutherland Building
Math 03 (Yes, I'm stupid.)
1:00PM - 1:50PM 215 Sutherland Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1087323758264650832004-06-15T14:19:00.000-04:002004-06-15T14:22:38.266-04:00Howdy folkington. Harry Potter three, I saw, it was pretty good, but subpar in comparison to other installments of the series. Shrek 2 was pretty good too, funnier than the first. Anywho, we leave for Senior Week on Saturday, and boy, this is going to be entertaining. Hopefully, some sort of good idea for a rewrite of 654 will come out of this, I hope. Yeah, I'm throwing out the entire 38-page Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1086981328010189722004-06-11T15:08:00.000-04:002004-06-11T15:15:28.010-04:00Dude, I was defintely just disturbed by this pop-up that just came up. It's for life insurance, these three children of the corn are standing there, with their life insurance - eating eyes, and they're begging, practically. "Buy us insurance, it won't hurt at all!" Or something like that.
So, they're trying to put Reagan on the 10-dollar bill. That's the stupidest idea I ever heard. Nixon died Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1085774680611154232004-05-28T16:02:00.000-04:002004-05-28T16:04:40.613-04:00I'm so pumped, graduation is coming up next week (Wednesday, I think). I also found out I may have a laptop computer come middle next year, and that's bitching too. I need a job. Anyone need a scathingly witty author? And maybe a job for me too?Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1084389066276308602004-05-12T15:09:00.000-04:002004-05-12T15:11:06.276-04:00Dude, what's blogger doing to me? They fucking changed their post layout, and I liked the old one. Anywho, I got stuff. Stuff rocks. Big Sony headphones from FYE for like, twenty bucks. Also, did I mention I went to the prom, and you can find some pictures from it on Connie's website? And it's really hot, and I wear pants to school.
My ass sticks to the plastic desks every day now. I hate it. Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1082991692125039012004-04-26T11:01:00.000-04:002004-04-26T11:04:35.436-04:00Okay, in the 15 days since my last post, a lotta stuff has happened. I got a computer in my room, I saw Connie, and the prom is on Friday. Yay! I love..paying for crap. Whoo freaking hoo. I got a MAC Card, too. Now I can abuse money faster. God Bless America. Wait for later today, when I'm making a new sprite comic for ya'll.
Here's some links to appease you folk:
Newgrounds
The Best Page in Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1081694732056439892004-04-11T10:45:00.000-04:002004-04-11T10:48:19.670-04:00Ok, so I'm alive, peoples. Happy, Crappy, Easter. I downloaded a bunch of bitchin songs.
"I Fought the Law" is Green Day's best cover to date!
And a bunch of Dane Cook stuff.
Newgrounds is down. Major bummer.
I miss Connie.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1080574981858577852004-03-29T10:43:00.000-05:002004-03-29T10:45:38.950-05:00Hmm. How ironic. The Judge webfilter seems to think my "posts" tab on the blogger screen is too inappropriate for my viewing. I'm at school, typing this on a kiosk in the middle of the library. This week has been an odd one. Connie came over, twice. She lost her keys, and I was all, "Dude". I found them. I'ma see her tonight. Friends are getting weirder, time is getting faster. Things are gonna Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1079749419180013982004-03-19T21:23:00.000-05:002004-03-19T21:26:04.560-05:00Howdy howdy dee. My nose itches with a tremendous itch of itching. New headset mic just purchased, see the fruits of the purchase with my impersonation of Mr. MovieFone.
Click here to hear (486K or so).
Costs for the prom are shooting, in fact, I had to turn down going with Steve to the Skate and Surf 2004, because I have no freaking money. Let me outline it for you:
- Limo is 120.
- TuxTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1079469961461215672004-03-16T15:46:00.000-05:002004-03-16T15:51:34.950-05:00Hey folks. I accomplished one of my many achievements today.
I found my Clash cd.
...And I also went out and had an education and stuff.
In other Tim-related news, I went and bought Red Faction for PS2 at the new EB Games on Frankford Avenue. It was so damn cheap, I got it for ten bucks. This EB is uber-cool. They also had the original Thief for PC for ten bucks. I was so close to buying that asTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1079155438345414662004-03-13T00:23:00.000-05:002004-03-13T00:30:11.950-05:00I got bored, so I was flipping through Zolt's Site again. I came across the "TZFRN HISTORY PAGE". This thing is too funny.
" TZFRN, or more specifically, The Zolt Files, started out as my personal site/blog. After a few failed attempt, which included about four different versions, I realized the problem. I wasn't happy. I wasn't happy cause the site wasn't a hit, I wasn't getting any visitorsTimnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1078751461025357732004-03-08T08:11:00.000-05:002004-03-08T08:13:15.093-05:00Well, if you want it to be possessive, then it's just "its", but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's "it's", scalawag. Supposed to be researching shiz. But we're all playing games and shit, and looking at Zolt's Site. Kid sitting next to me realized that TZFRN is a real station, once I told him. In other news,
Tim and Eric is accessible through Judge!
That's soo cool, and shit. Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1077481635869790212004-02-22T15:27:00.000-05:002004-02-22T15:29:31.920-05:00Anywho, it's been almost two weeks since I updated. (Can't count.) I'm stuck inside 'cause...I'm sweating for some reason. Here's the alternate blog logo that Captain Funnyguy decided to put up:
At first, I thought that was a pretzel. Then I realized it was a dry piece of dogshit. Ha. Hah. Hahha. I saw Connie last night, and I cooked food...
For her. And she didn't get sick, and stuff. I Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1076102704395683772004-02-06T16:25:00.000-05:002004-02-06T16:26:47.450-05:00I was gonna post Mike's alternate logo, but I'm kinda not at home. I'm apparently working. Tomorrow I gotta go to the Constitution Center for some KYW thing I signed up for. Today at school was eventful, since Tom ate something that wasn't a baby. Pie-eating contest at Judge in honor of Catholic Schools Week. Joyus! He lost because his chin(s) were in the way of the actual crust. Anywho, there's Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1075865558833939142004-02-03T22:32:00.000-05:002004-02-03T22:34:19.046-05:00Mike decided to be totally bored and switch my original website logo to a goofy picture. I saved it, probably will post it in a later entry. Also, "Cum on, Feel the Noize" = Bleeding ears.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1075674301011809932004-02-01T17:25:00.000-05:002004-02-01T17:26:39.200-05:00Who got a guitar? Me! I luerve it, and I named it Jerome Connie Rinehart two. Connie's awesome and stuff..
Also, Mike is an asshat. Still.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1075121488144391942004-01-26T07:51:00.000-05:002004-01-26T07:52:59.513-05:00Annywho, I return a week and two days later to announce that the snow has cancelled school, BUT I ALREADY HAD THE FUCKING DAY OFF!
Also, I got accepted and am going to Penn State Abington. Go me.
Hot Pockets are magically delicious.
Mike is badong.Timnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5537437.post-1074343321822652072004-01-17T07:42:00.000-05:002004-01-17T07:43:24.373-05:00Dude. Blogspeak died! So they signed me up with some other comment system. Link's at the bottom of the page.Timnoreply@blogger.com0