So, here I am sitting and pretending to do the History assignment I'm doing at home.
Story:
Uh, this like one time, I was like, standing somewhere and doing stufff..
Remember that?

Actually, I have no stories to tell. Apparently, I held the SHIFT key for eight seconds, and on XP, that activates FilterKeys.
FilterKeys is something that does stuff. Mike's blog has a lotta useless stories and information on it.

AH! It smells!! I gotta go.