I got a cellphone. Life is good within the realms of Tim.

Trost's theory:
"World War 2 would've ended a lot faster if we went with my plan. Nuke Japan. All of it. Then we sign a treaty with Germany. It will be stipulated in this treaty that if Germany breaks it, we nuke them."

Let's analyse this treaty point by point. The point of WWII that Trost's plan would've taken place was 1940. The atomic bomb wasn't invented until 1945! How could we nuke them if we didn't know how?

Also, if Germany was ever nuked for any reason, the entire continent of Europe would've been wiped out, and there would've been nuclear winter for 25 years. Fucking dork.

And the following people used to be douchebags, but are now asshats:
Mike
Mike
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