God, I need to get out of this house so bad. John's girlfriend is back living with us for a while. Let's never forget that I can't stand her. Unfortunately, I had off today, and went out with my dad to keep me from harming her.

She used my laptop.

Now, I'm normally a generous guy, but this is an unspeakable crime, using any of my shit without asking. If you know me, you know I hate people using my computer.