Movie reviews are phun. Which is why I shall review two movies I saw recently.
First off, Napoleon Dynamite (PG) - Starring John Heder.
- In Jared Hess' Idahoan world, hilarity rules. The main characters of Napoleon were essentially geeks; they all seemed to be prepetually trapped in the eighties compared to everyone else. Their hairstyles (especially Napoleon and Uncle Rico's), and their child molester glasses sold it for me. This movie makes uncomfortable silences hilarious. You might not understand what I mean at the moment, but you will as soon as you see Napoleon Dynamite. This movie also has awesome satire of MTV type products, and of high school life. Also featuring a llama for some reason. (4 out of 5)

Alien Versus Predator (PG-13) - Starring Alexa Woods.
- I played the game, it was fun. I knew anything based off of movies, and videogames which were based off the movies, and the movie having the same title of the game and comic and crap, this was gonna be kinda weak. But not as weak as it was. Seriously. I was expecting her to kiss the Predator at the end of the fucking movie. And it's not like Freddy Vs. Jason, where it's all "Who wins?" NEITHER SIDE WINS IN EITHER MOVIE. It's a marketing ploy to make you see it. Fortunately, it's better than the Matrix Revoultions, which was insulting. (2 1/2 out of 5)