- The new Green Day CD is destined to be a classic.
- The new Dark Tower is so depressing.
- I have no money.
"American Idiot", seriously, people, this CD is gonna be a classic. It's awesome, and it's not the typical Green Day CD. When you're looking up Green Day in like 20 years, you'll be seeing this CD as their career prime. I salute you, Billie Joe, for making a plausible acoustic song after "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)", which few people could get over. Listen to me, I'm talking like that song was in Vietnam or something.
Stephen King sat down one day after finishing "Song of Susannah", and said to himself, "Hmm, How can I totally bum out my readers now?" And he totally succeeded. I haven't finished it yet, but it looketh pretty awesome.
I might have a job at the dreaded nursing home my sister used to work at. Washing dishes is probably the most wonderful job ever, next to the library. When I had to apply to Office Depot, I put 90 WPM on my typing speed, and I'm pretty sure that's not true.