Top Five Words that make me hungry, but are not "food" words:
5. Torquay
4. Spanish
3. Language
2. Manta Ray
1. Borgata
Okay, technically "Manta Ray" could be considered a food word, but who the fuck eats it?
I haven't done anything in Photoshop for a while, I should do that. But NEVER submit anything to Something Awful, because paying money to post on a forum is ridiculous.
"Just like Ridiculous Day at the deli, when prices were so low, they were ridiculous."
Simpsons Movie Announced, World Asks "Why!?"
Deciding to pump more money from this dead horse, Matt Groening has announced a Simpsons movie to come out in 2007. Trailers were shown during a screening of "Ice Age: The Meltdown". It's fantastic luck that this also comes with the announcement that the Simpsons will only run for 2, count 'em, 2 more seasons. My rebuttal to this? THANK FUCKING GOD. Has anyone actually watched the Simpsons lately? I saw one last night, where Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson, who becomes insane and starts acting like MacGyver. Meanwhile, Homer is transferred to India for some reason, and they reference "Apocalypse Now" and "Heart of Darkness" (which is odd considering I just wrote a paper about it). Last I checked, the Simpsons were never this surreal before. It's okay for shows like South Park or Family Guy to be like that, but the Simpsons usually had some sort of inkling of continutity.
Which, of course, is now completely missing from this rotten horse, that died at least five years ago. The next question, WHY ARE THEY MAKING A MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No! NO! It's not gonna be funny, it's gonna be a 90-minute version of the show, which sucks pretty bad now. I'll see the movie, but only to realize it's terrible-tude.
Futurama Returns
Suprisingly, Futurama has been picked up and a new season has been made. Billy West (Fry) has posted on his own message board that 26 episodes are in production. It will probably be on TV. Hopefully, in its cancellation time, they haven't managed to make THIS show not funny too.
Post 124, biatch.
5. Torquay
4. Spanish
3. Language
2. Manta Ray
1. Borgata
Okay, technically "Manta Ray" could be considered a food word, but who the fuck eats it?
I haven't done anything in Photoshop for a while, I should do that. But NEVER submit anything to Something Awful, because paying money to post on a forum is ridiculous.
"Just like Ridiculous Day at the deli, when prices were so low, they were ridiculous."
Simpsons Movie Announced, World Asks "Why!?"
Deciding to pump more money from this dead horse, Matt Groening has announced a Simpsons movie to come out in 2007. Trailers were shown during a screening of "Ice Age: The Meltdown". It's fantastic luck that this also comes with the announcement that the Simpsons will only run for 2, count 'em, 2 more seasons. My rebuttal to this? THANK FUCKING GOD. Has anyone actually watched the Simpsons lately? I saw one last night, where Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson, who becomes insane and starts acting like MacGyver. Meanwhile, Homer is transferred to India for some reason, and they reference "Apocalypse Now" and "Heart of Darkness" (which is odd considering I just wrote a paper about it). Last I checked, the Simpsons were never this surreal before. It's okay for shows like South Park or Family Guy to be like that, but the Simpsons usually had some sort of inkling of continutity.
Which, of course, is now completely missing from this rotten horse, that died at least five years ago. The next question, WHY ARE THEY MAKING A MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No! NO! It's not gonna be funny, it's gonna be a 90-minute version of the show, which sucks pretty bad now. I'll see the movie, but only to realize it's terrible-tude.
Futurama Returns
Suprisingly, Futurama has been picked up and a new season has been made. Billy West (Fry) has posted on his own message board that 26 episodes are in production. It will probably be on TV. Hopefully, in its cancellation time, they haven't managed to make THIS show not funny too.
Post 124, biatch.
