Hello there, folks. This entry is coming to you live from MY LAPTOP COMPUTER!!

Yes, the Lappy 486!

No, I have no idea why this wireless network is working, but I'm taking full advantage of it while I can. I started school today, and found I was unable to buy my textbooks due to a technicality. Rather, the ATM was broke. Do'h!

::stares blankly in shock::

Holy crap.

My loan refund for this semester is two thousand bucks! FRIGGIN SWEET! I am so buying a laptop now.