My stomach is still like a walnut from Saturday's debauchery.
"Debauchery you say, Tim? What's that?"
"Well," I reply, "Debauchery means..'excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance.'" After you give me a quick hit in the mouth, you say,
"Tim, you dick, I meant what did you do that was so bad?"
There's a pause.
"Come on, dude, you can't just hide it now! Did you get some?"
I look away and blink a couple times.
"Tim, I'll fucking stab you if you don't tell me now!" And you mean it; you draw a knife, a big Vietnam-style knife. "Like Charlie!"
I look annoyed again and say, "I got drunk and threw up near my bed."
"Wow. Tim, not very debaucherous."
Then I remember you're a dick. Naw, I'm just kidding, I love ya folks, even though no one reads me. So here's what I'll do to bolster some Googlings.
PORN.
"Debauchery you say, Tim? What's that?"
"Well," I reply, "Debauchery means..'excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance.'" After you give me a quick hit in the mouth, you say,
"Tim, you dick, I meant what did you do that was so bad?"
There's a pause.
"Come on, dude, you can't just hide it now! Did you get some?"
I look away and blink a couple times.
"Tim, I'll fucking stab you if you don't tell me now!" And you mean it; you draw a knife, a big Vietnam-style knife. "Like Charlie!"
I look annoyed again and say, "I got drunk and threw up near my bed."
"Wow. Tim, not very debaucherous."
Then I remember you're a dick. Naw, I'm just kidding, I love ya folks, even though no one reads me. So here's what I'll do to bolster some Googlings.
PORN.
