Annywho, I return a week and two days later to announce that the snow has cancelled school, BUT I ALREADY HAD THE FUCKING DAY OFF!

Also, I got accepted and am going to Penn State Abington. Go me.

Hot Pockets are magically delicious.

Mike is badong.

Dude. Blogspeak died! So they signed me up with some other comment system. Link's at the bottom of the page.

Hey kids!

It's time for America's favorite blog-related gameshow!

The "Tell a funny lie" game!

And today's lie is brought to by Yoohoo!
On sale at the the Judge cafeteria for a whopping 75 cents!
The lie is:

Mike McKiernan is the coolest guy in the universe!

I WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!

My butt is itching. Might go to the Tuesday movie to get to see RoTK again at half price. Biznotch! Anywho, I saw Big Fish over the weekend. My review?

Big Fish
Directed by Tim Burton
Starring Billy Crudup, Albert Finney, and Ewan McGregor.

This latest film from Burton (Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Mars Attacks!) shows that a lot of his films need part of him in order to be fantastic. Don't get me wrong, this movie was great, but it lacked the personality of Burton. There were a few moments that Burton shined through, but it felt like a run-of-the-mill picture besides that.

4.5 out of 5 tall tales.

Okay. I'm bored. Work sucks. So does Mike.

In case any of you reader(s) are girl(s), the stupid library is holding a stupid self-defense class in a stupid month.

I lost thirty minutes of my computer time, dammit.

I could have been playing Trogdor!

TROGDORR!!
TROGDORR!!
Trogdor was a man..
I mean..
He was a.. DRAGON-MAN!
No, he was still just a DRAGON!
But he was still...
TROGDORR!

And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!

Okay. News? I fixed the "D" on the computer.
Mike is now the biggest asshat in the history of asshatism.

That's a pretty fucking large hat to fill.
Here's a old sprite comic I never erased:

And I'm getting this for my birthday:

Also, conclusions I reached over the holiday season:
"A Rush of Blood to the Head" is an awesome CD.
Diablo II is a great game.
The lead singer of Stereolab has the best voice I've heard in a long time.

I would make a list, but..

ya know.

The Master of Ni (10:31:31 PM): That means, instead of saying 'We're not hiring' and I'm done with them...
The Master of Ni (10:32:02 PM): They say they're 'taking applications' and I fill one out, they take it out in the back, dump gasoline on 'em and strike a match.

Also, Tom has a bigger head than Hades on a blind date with the Necronomicon.

No, I'm aware that made no sense.