-_- The communists at the phone company never recieved my order, so the damn cell ISN'T coming now. And the D key on this computer is fucked up. I have to press it twice before I actually see a D come up.
Quote of the day:
"Would you like me to get a box for you, or shall I describe it to you?" - Legolas

I just thought that was pretty entertaining. I have absolutely nothing to do at the moment besides read Userfriendly, and post to this godforsaken blog..well, it's not really godforesaken. It's recognized by God. Connie's leaving for Florida for the holidays tomorrow. Hmm.. two weeks without Connie..::stupid ideas come to mind::

I got a cellphone. Life is good within the realms of Tim.

Trost's theory:
"World War 2 would've ended a lot faster if we went with my plan. Nuke Japan. All of it. Then we sign a treaty with Germany. It will be stipulated in this treaty that if Germany breaks it, we nuke them."

Let's analyse this treaty point by point. The point of WWII that Trost's plan would've taken place was 1940. The atomic bomb wasn't invented until 1945! How could we nuke them if we didn't know how?

Also, if Germany was ever nuked for any reason, the entire continent of Europe would've been wiped out, and there would've been nuclear winter for 25 years. Fucking dork.

And the following people used to be douchebags, but are now asshats:
Mike
Mike
Mike

So, here I am sitting and pretending to do the History assignment I'm doing at home.
Story:
Uh, this like one time, I was like, standing somewhere and doing stufff..
Remember that?

Actually, I have no stories to tell. Apparently, I held the SHIFT key for eight seconds, and on XP, that activates FilterKeys.
FilterKeys is something that does stuff. Mike's blog has a lotta useless stories and information on it.

AH! It smells!! I gotta go.

I'm so freaking tired of being worried about stuff all the time.

Hehehehehehehe. My life is now officially awsome. My brother's cellphone bill came in, and guess what it is supposed to be normally?
30 bucks, right. Guess how much his was?
400 bucks!
I wonder who's gonna lose his phone? Oh, that's right, me. I looked at the fucking bill, it's 20 pages long. It's fucking ridiculous. I hate him so much.

I got my old school skateboard, too. It's pretty good, for an 80's board. I'm gonna try and get a newer board, though.