I sit here in the PSU computer lab on my first day of classes, and several points come along.

1. When did Blogger start using a numbered "word-esque" feature?
2. How come I don't have a computer as nice as this?
3. Why does my eye hurt!?

All these questions and more after I pee.

Movie reviews are phun. Which is why I shall review two movies I saw recently.
First off, Napoleon Dynamite (PG) - Starring John Heder.
- In Jared Hess' Idahoan world, hilarity rules. The main characters of Napoleon were essentially geeks; they all seemed to be prepetually trapped in the eighties compared to everyone else. Their hairstyles (especially Napoleon and Uncle Rico's), and their child molester glasses sold it for me. This movie makes uncomfortable silences hilarious. You might not understand what I mean at the moment, but you will as soon as you see Napoleon Dynamite. This movie also has awesome satire of MTV type products, and of high school life. Also featuring a llama for some reason. (4 out of 5)

Alien Versus Predator (PG-13) - Starring Alexa Woods.
- I played the game, it was fun. I knew anything based off of movies, and videogames which were based off the movies, and the movie having the same title of the game and comic and crap, this was gonna be kinda weak. But not as weak as it was. Seriously. I was expecting her to kiss the Predator at the end of the fucking movie. And it's not like Freddy Vs. Jason, where it's all "Who wins?" NEITHER SIDE WINS IN EITHER MOVIE. It's a marketing ploy to make you see it. Fortunately, it's better than the Matrix Revoultions, which was insulting. (2 1/2 out of 5)

Finally, school starts soon. I'm doomed!!

::big exhale:: That's better.

Well, folks, my boredom is decreasing by days. Today I got a call from school, and ALREADY my English 45 class is cancelled for August 31st. Jesus, that must be a good vacation my teacher's on. Blogger was acting like a pile of shit earlier today. Apparently, Mozilla decided not to recognize it as a website. Oi, computer troubles abound, matey. I tried to contact Gateway, to get this magnetic field surrounding my house that makes all CD-ROM drives depolarized, but to no avail. I've also been trying to write, but I can't seem to concentrate too well.

Haven't done much lately; trying to find a job, mostly. I think I got in at the new Walmart on Roosevelt Blvd. That would so rock, I could get The Dark Tower VII the day it came out, and for 10-something percent off! I've been feeling a bit "typing correctly" lately, mostly today. I've been using the home row, considering I can type like 90WPM using only my index and middle fingers. (Ape-typing is fun.) This font that blogger uses is kinda bothering me. I wish they'd use something a bit less weird looking. And now, the website for the day:

www.uproar.com

This website has Acrophobia, the long lost gem from my "CD-ROM was actually still working" days. I hunted for like two years for this game. I recommend you try it; it's a hoot!

"Insert crappy poem here."

Good god, SHOOT ME NOW!!

Why can't it be the 30th? At least I would have something to do then. Seriously, I thought this month would at least be the fastest. Then, I realized that, without a job, I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING DO. I am bored out of my skull, and since getting out of school June, I have pretty much done anything I wanted to do. Schoool, now! I wanna like..be bored in school, I wanna fail tests!